The story
The cautionary tale in verse.
Once upon a time, in a town far away,
A young lass called Goldilocks came out to play.
She wandered right past the construction site gates,
And found three basements, oh my, what fates!
The first basement: too little
She entered the first with a cautious peek,
The waterproofing there was pathetically weak.
Just a lick of tanking slurry, applied far too thin,
And water was pouring and seeping right in.
The walls were all damp and the air rather stale,
Black mould in the corners, a horrifying tale.
"This is far too little!" poor Goldilocks cried,
"The cheapest option makes wallets run dry!"
The second basement: too much
She walked through the second with eyes opened wide,
Where over-engineering ruled far and inside.
Triple-redundant membranes, cavity drains galore,
Where one system would do, here were five or more.
The spec was gold-plated, the cost astronomical,
Half of this wizardry was simply comical.
"This is far too much!" Goldilocks did declare,
"A brilliant disaster of excessive flair!"
The third basement: just right
She entered the third with a sigh of relief,
Here waterproofing was honest and brief.
An independent consultant had designed it with care,
The right system chosen for the right site condition there.
No skimping, no gold-plating, just sense through and through,
A system designed to perform and stay true.
"This is just right!" Goldilocks happily said,
"It is commercially sensible, and dry overhead!"
And so the tale ends with a clear moral true:
Get independent design. That is what you should do.
Don't let the bears (or developers) steer you astray.
Call CLW Consulting. We'll show you the way.
Get independent design. That is what you should do.